Monkey Flask 3.5

$29.99

Monkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients.

It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks.

Our kit contains 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions.

High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That’s what you must find – especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.

How  do You Use a Monkey Whizz Belt?

The Monkey Whizz belt is a urination device for simulating the action of urinating and filling a specimen cup discreetly.

This device includes a belt, a synthetic urine bag, and a tube that you can cut to an appropriate length. You can adjust the belt up to 54 inches to fit your waist. The bag has a temperature strip that indicates the current temperature of the content.

To use the Monkey Whizz belt, start by using the heat pad to heat the urine in the bag until it reaches 98 degrees to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, fasten the belt around your waist, under your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing toward the floor.

Wear the kit for one hour before use to ensure that the liquid reaches realistic body temperature. Before you fill the specimen cup, check the strip to ensure that it is between 95 degrees and

100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, open the white clips and pour 2-3 ounces of synthetic urine into the specimen cup.

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DescriptionMonkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients. It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks. Our kit contains 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions. High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That’s what you must find – especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.Purity Labs creates really high quality detox capsules. This USB (Urine, Saliva, Blood) detox clean is perfect if you want quick relief. it lasts up to 12 hours and is up to 8 times more potent than most other detox products. These All-in-One USB Detox Clean Capsules by Purity Labs is great when you want to complete system detoxification. It will not mask any impurities. It completely removes them. Detoxification of xenobiotic substances occurs through compound oxidation or conjugation. Exotoxins, endobiotic, and enterotoxins are detoxified through hepatic and cellular systems by the body’s enzymatic pathways. phase 1 of the process cytochrome p450. In phase 2 conjugate molecules used by the liver include glutathione and suffer compounds. Reactions cause increased polarity of lipid substances, thereby increasing water solubility and elimination.  Zydot shampoo provides deep cleaning with purifying treatment and conditioner. It also helps remove medications, chemical buildup and other impurities from within the hair shaft. The product is formulated to:
  • Wash away external barriers to expose the inner hair.
  • Penetrate and remove impurities from deep within the hair shaft.
  • Leave the hair clean and pure.
  • Condition to release tangles, add sheen and improve manageability
 
  Stinger’s unique mouthwash provides a powerful cleanse with a great tasting vanilla flavor! Alcohol free.   About the Product
  • Stinger
  • Mouthwash
  • 2 Fl oz
 
Magnum Synthetic urine kit 2oz Drug-free Urine Substitute – guaranteed to beat any of the urine tests including the GC/MS.  Do you need to pass a drug test? Do you value your medical privacy, and hate the idea of submitting a sample of your urine to be “tested” for things such as employment or life insurance? If you do, you need to get yourself some Magnum synthetic urine! Magnum fake pee is laboratory grade and is used by many facilities to calibrate testing equipment. It is undetectable and contains the same characteristics of human urine creatine, specific gravity, pH, etc. Unlike real human urine, this synthetic urine is not a bio-hazard and you cannot contract any infectious diseases.Stinger Folli-Kleen Hair Cleanser is formulated to provide a deep and thorough clean. Toxins can accumulate everywhere, including hair. Folli-Kleen Intense Hair Cleaner is intended for those who do not want to risk the consequences of exposure to toxins.
  • ALL-NATURAL DETOX - Hair Detoxification with Powerful Proprietary Blend to Remove Toxins Naturally
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • KICKSTART YOUR NATURAL DETOX - Conveniently Easy to Use Bottle for Quick and Easy Toxin Removal
  • ALL NATURALLY FOUND INGREDIENTS - Boosting your bodies natural process of toxin removal through increasing key vitamins and minerals through our proprietary blend.
  • OPTIMIZING YOUR HEALTH - For best results and performance, follow the instructions exactly for the best detox experience. Your physical and mental health is our top priority and we want you to reach your detox goals.
 
ContentHow  do You Use a Monkey Whizz Belt? The Monkey Whizz belt is a urination device for simulating the action of urinating and filling a specimen cup discreetly. This device includes a belt, a synthetic urine bag, and a tube that you can cut to an appropriate length. You can adjust the belt up to 54 inches to fit your waist. The bag has a temperature strip that indicates the current temperature of the content. To use the Monkey Whizz belt, start by using the heat pad to heat the urine in the bag until it reaches 98 degrees to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, fasten the belt around your waist, under your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing toward the floor. Wear the kit for one hour before use to ensure that the liquid reaches realistic body temperature. Before you fill the specimen cup, check the strip to ensure that it is between 95 degrees and 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, open the white clips and pour 2-3 ounces of synthetic urine into the specimen cup.All-in-One U.S.B. is an entirely new and unique detoxification system from the RGD formulators at Purity. Complete ALL-IN-ONE Solution!
  • 100% new and unique formula
  • Lasts up to 12 hours
  • Unique metabolic activators in UB that are not found in other products
  • Up to 8X the potency of other products
  • Does not mask impurities but removes them
  • Works on all toxins
  • Nothing else needed
  • Complete System Detoxification
  • Safe and highly effective
  • Body will be free of toxins 1 hour after consumption and for up to 12 hours
 
 
  • ULTRA CLEAN WON'T CHANGE YOUR HAIR. Looks and acts like a high-end brand shampoo and conditioner.
 
  • GENTLE ON YOUR HAIR. Does not affect perms, hair color or manageability.
 
  • Will gently wash, clean and remove surface impurities from your hair and scalp.
 
  • Removes medications, chemical and drug impurities by purifying each strand.
 
  • Controls tangles, adds sheen and improves manageability.
  Ingredients: Aloe Vera, Carbomer-940, Cetyl Trimethyl Ammonium Bromide, Citric Acid, Cocamide DEA, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Coloring, Coloring Purifier, Comfrey, DMDM Hydantoin, EDTA, Fragrance, Geranium Maculatum, Grapefruit juice, Hydrolized protein, Methylparaben, N-hexadecyl, N-octadecanol, Panthenol, Potassium Sorbate, Propylene glycol, Propylparaben, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium PCA, Sodium Thiosulfate, Tetrasodium, EDTA, Triethanolamine  
 
  • ALL-NATURAL DETOX - A Whole Body Detoxification with Powerful Proprietary Supplement Blend to Remove Toxins Naturally by Promoting Intracellular Response
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • ALL NATURALLY FOUND INGREDIENTS - Boosting your bodies natural process of toxin removal through increasing key vitamin and amino acids through our proprietary blend containing Taurine, MSM, D-Ribose, Lysine, and Niacin.
  • OPTIMIZING YOUR HEALTH - For best results and performance, follow the instructions exactly for the best detox experience. Your physical and mental health is our top priority and we want you to reach your detox goals.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Sip small amounts and swirl in mouth for AT LEAST ONE MINUTE. Swallow when finished. Repeat until entire bottle is used up. USE FULL STRENGTH. DO NOT brush or drink anything after using.  
Magnum Synthetic urine kit 2oz
  • Concentrated Pee is Undetectable
  • Protect your DNA from genetic profiling
  • No need to abstain from toxins prior to drug test
  • Easy and fail proof
  • Authentic appearance
  • 400% Guarantee
  How Does It Work?
  1. Heat in microwave for 10-20 seconds and attach included heat pack to ensure that temperature is between 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. Shake up and take it to test.
  3. Flip open cap and squirt sample into cup.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Wash hair with shampoo and rinse completely. Leave hair damp. Apply Folli-Kleen Intense Hair Cleanser to the hair and work thoroughly using only fingers. DO NOT brush or comb the hair during application. For excellent results, leave hair cleanser in your hair for at least 20 minutes. After the treatment, rinse hair with water. Using conditioners, hair spray, gels, or other hair products after the treatment will not affect hair cleanser performance. Only one treatment is required. For external use only.  
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