Monkey Flask 3.5

$29.99

Monkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients.

It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks.

Our kit contains 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions.

High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That’s what you must find – especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.

How  do You Use a Monkey Whizz Belt?

The Monkey Whizz belt is a urination device for simulating the action of urinating and filling a specimen cup discreetly.

This device includes a belt, a synthetic urine bag, and a tube that you can cut to an appropriate length. You can adjust the belt up to 54 inches to fit your waist. The bag has a temperature strip that indicates the current temperature of the content.

To use the Monkey Whizz belt, start by using the heat pad to heat the urine in the bag until it reaches 98 degrees to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, fasten the belt around your waist, under your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing toward the floor.

Wear the kit for one hour before use to ensure that the liquid reaches realistic body temperature. Before you fill the specimen cup, check the strip to ensure that it is between 95 degrees and

100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, open the white clips and pour 2-3 ounces of synthetic urine into the specimen cup.

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DescriptionMonkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients. It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks. Our kit contains 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions. High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That’s what you must find – especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.Stinger Folli-Kleen Hair Cleanser is formulated to provide a deep and thorough clean. Toxins can accumulate everywhere, including hair. Folli-Kleen Intense Hair Cleaner is intended for those who do not want to risk the consequences of exposure to toxins.
  • ALL-NATURAL DETOX - Hair Detoxification with Powerful Proprietary Blend to Remove Toxins Naturally
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • KICKSTART YOUR NATURAL DETOX - Conveniently Easy to Use Bottle for Quick and Easy Toxin Removal
  • ALL NATURALLY FOUND INGREDIENTS - Boosting your bodies natural process of toxin removal through increasing key vitamins and minerals through our proprietary blend.
  • OPTIMIZING YOUR HEALTH - For best results and performance, follow the instructions exactly for the best detox experience. Your physical and mental health is our top priority and we want you to reach your detox goals.
 
Magnum Synthetic urine kit 2oz Drug-free Urine Substitute – guaranteed to beat any of the urine tests including the GC/MS.  Do you need to pass a drug test? Do you value your medical privacy, and hate the idea of submitting a sample of your urine to be “tested” for things such as employment or life insurance? If you do, you need to get yourself some Magnum synthetic urine! Magnum fake pee is laboratory grade and is used by many facilities to calibrate testing equipment. It is undetectable and contains the same characteristics of human urine creatine, specific gravity, pH, etc. Unlike real human urine, this synthetic urine is not a bio-hazard and you cannot contract any infectious diseases.The Whizzinator Touch is a synthetic urine device that includes a prosthetic. The device is made up of an ultra-secure belt that goes around your waist and legs, a pouch that is connected to the belt, and the prosthetic (fake penis). The Whizzinator is designed so you can wear it for extended periods of time. Each Whizzinator Touch includes a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, a prosthetic in the color of your choice, a vinyl medical grade pouch, four organic heating pads, one 60ml syringe, one Golden Shower, and a set of instructions. The Whizzinator is discreet and safe to use in any scenario. When you purchase the Whizzinator, you are purchasing the most realistic fake penis on the market! Available in five colors: White, Tan, Latino, Brown, and Black.1- Pre-mixed bag with over 3.5oz unisex synthetic urine. 2- Temperature strip to help you monitor the temperature of your monkey whizz urine. 3- Adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt, fitting up to a 54″waist. 4- Two organic heat pads, specifically designed to keep your artificial urine at the ideal body temperature of 94-96F. 5- Complete Monkey Whizz Instructions.  Stinger’s unique mouthwash provides a powerful cleanse with a great tasting vanilla flavor! Alcohol free.   About the Product
  • Stinger
  • Mouthwash
  • 2 Fl oz
 
ContentHow  do You Use a Monkey Whizz Belt? The Monkey Whizz belt is a urination device for simulating the action of urinating and filling a specimen cup discreetly. This device includes a belt, a synthetic urine bag, and a tube that you can cut to an appropriate length. You can adjust the belt up to 54 inches to fit your waist. The bag has a temperature strip that indicates the current temperature of the content. To use the Monkey Whizz belt, start by using the heat pad to heat the urine in the bag until it reaches 98 degrees to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, fasten the belt around your waist, under your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing toward the floor. Wear the kit for one hour before use to ensure that the liquid reaches realistic body temperature. Before you fill the specimen cup, check the strip to ensure that it is between 95 degrees and 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, open the white clips and pour 2-3 ounces of synthetic urine into the specimen cup.DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Wash hair with shampoo and rinse completely. Leave hair damp. Apply Folli-Kleen Intense Hair Cleanser to the hair and work thoroughly using only fingers. DO NOT brush or comb the hair during application. For excellent results, leave hair cleanser in your hair for at least 20 minutes. After the treatment, rinse hair with water. Using conditioners, hair spray, gels, or other hair products after the treatment will not affect hair cleanser performance. Only one treatment is required. For external use only.  Magnum Synthetic urine kit 2oz
  • Concentrated Pee is Undetectable
  • Protect your DNA from genetic profiling
  • No need to abstain from toxins prior to drug test
  • Easy and fail proof
  • Authentic appearance
  • 400% Guarantee
  How Does It Work?
  1. Heat in microwave for 10-20 seconds and attach included heat pack to ensure that temperature is between 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. Shake up and take it to test.
  3. Flip open cap and squirt sample into cup.
How does it work? First, mix the Golden Shower with bottled water on a cup (please do not mix unless you plan to use it). Insert the mixture into the pouch with the help of the 60ml syringe. Place the belt around your waist and legs beneath your clothes. Place one organic heat pad when you are ready to heat it up. To release the liquid, make sure the clip is released and press the tip of the penis. The Whizzinator features an ultra-quiet flow system, plus it can be operated with just one hand! Please clean your Whizzinator after each use. You can purchase the Whizzinator Cleaning Solution to maintain your product as new. Instructions are also included, plus you can watch a step-by-step video guide on How to use your Whizzinator. Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable. Please do not drink. This product is not intended for illegal purposes. Follow all applicable state and federal laws when using this product. Over fifteen years on the market! Experience and high quality in one product. What comes with my Whizzinator Touch?
  • 1 Whizzinator Touch (5 colors available)
  • 100% Cotton elastic belt with a pressure band
  • Refillable Vinyl Pouch with Non-Spill Refill Port
  • 4 Heat Pads (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
  • One Golden Shower Synthetic Urine
  • One 60ml syringe
  • One set of instructions
 
Here are some of the main features:
  • 100% adjustable kit – the urine tube can be cut to any desired length and the belt fits up to a 54″waist
  • easy to hide – when worn by female users, the tube is ran down their rear end “butt cheeks” to remain unseen
  • easy to use – ready to be used right out of the box, just follow our
  • highest quality pre-mixed unisex fake urine that is toxin and disease free
  • organic heat pads – while other brands’ kits only include one, this Monkey Whizz Kit includes two self-adhering heat pads, which will activate with just a couple of shakes and will keep the right temperature for up to 8 hours.
  • impossible to detect – the substance contains the same elements as human urine and, when exposed to the air, the Monkey Whizz urine grows bacteria and behaves just like real pee.
 
  • ALL-NATURAL DETOX - A Whole Body Detoxification with Powerful Proprietary Supplement Blend to Remove Toxins Naturally by Promoting Intracellular Response
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • ALL NATURALLY FOUND INGREDIENTS - Boosting your bodies natural process of toxin removal through increasing key vitamin and amino acids through our proprietary blend containing Taurine, MSM, D-Ribose, Lysine, and Niacin.
  • OPTIMIZING YOUR HEALTH - For best results and performance, follow the instructions exactly for the best detox experience. Your physical and mental health is our top priority and we want you to reach your detox goals.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Sip small amounts and swirl in mouth for AT LEAST ONE MINUTE. Swallow when finished. Repeat until entire bottle is used up. USE FULL STRENGTH. DO NOT brush or drink anything after using.  
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