Monkey Flask 3.5

$29.99

Monkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients.

It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks.

Our kit contains 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions.

High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That’s what you must find – especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.

How  do You Use a Monkey Whizz Belt?

The Monkey Whizz belt is a urination device for simulating the action of urinating and filling a specimen cup discreetly.

This device includes a belt, a synthetic urine bag, and a tube that you can cut to an appropriate length. You can adjust the belt up to 54 inches to fit your waist. The bag has a temperature strip that indicates the current temperature of the content.

To use the Monkey Whizz belt, start by using the heat pad to heat the urine in the bag until it reaches 98 degrees to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, fasten the belt around your waist, under your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing toward the floor.

Wear the kit for one hour before use to ensure that the liquid reaches realistic body temperature. Before you fill the specimen cup, check the strip to ensure that it is between 95 degrees and

100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, open the white clips and pour 2-3 ounces of synthetic urine into the specimen cup.

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DescriptionMonkey Flask is premixed synthetic urine from Serious Monkey Bizzness. The liquid is created and tested in a laboratory, and it resembles real human urine, even at a molecular level. The similarities between this product and real urine are the result of realistic ingredients. It also has the same appearance and smell as urine, and it foams when you shake the bottle. This physical resemblance is crucial if you want to use the product for screenings, fetish play, or even pranks. Our kit contains 3.5 oz bottle of synthetic urine in liquid form, an eight-hour organic heat pad, and a set of easy-to-follow instructions. High-end synthetic pee cannot be detected with a surface inspection or even lab equipment. That’s what you must find – especially if you need the urine to pass a screening that can affect your career.  Stinger’s unique mouthwash provides a powerful cleanse with a great tasting vanilla flavor! Alcohol free.   About the Product
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1- Pre-mixed bag with over 3.5oz unisex synthetic urine. 2- Temperature strip to help you monitor the temperature of your monkey whizz urine. 3- Adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt, fitting up to a 54″waist. 4- Two organic heat pads, specifically designed to keep your artificial urine at the ideal body temperature of 94-96F. 5- Complete Monkey Whizz Instructions.Zydot shampoo provides deep cleaning with purifying treatment and conditioner. It also helps remove medications, chemical buildup and other impurities from within the hair shaft. The product is formulated to:
  • Wash away external barriers to expose the inner hair.
  • Penetrate and remove impurities from deep within the hair shaft.
  • Leave the hair clean and pure.
  • Condition to release tangles, add sheen and improve manageability
 
Quick Fix Plus is a pre mixed liquid synthetic urine that was designed to be a clean alternative. We provide a clean sample that is totally toxin-free. It contains no bacteria or harmful substances. Quick Fix Plus is our 3-ounce version of our world-famous clean pee. Rest assured that you are getting the newest batch and latest formula when you order direct from Spectrum Labs. We have invested years of research into making a quality product you can trust. Put your trust in Quick Fix. The world’s most popular synthetic urine.Purity Labs creates really high quality detox capsules. This USB (Urine, Saliva, Blood) detox clean is perfect if you want quick relief. it lasts up to 12 hours and is up to 8 times more potent than most other detox products. These All-in-One USB Detox Clean Capsules by Purity Labs is great when you want to complete system detoxification. It will not mask any impurities. It completely removes them. Detoxification of xenobiotic substances occurs through compound oxidation or conjugation. Exotoxins, endobiotic, and enterotoxins are detoxified through hepatic and cellular systems by the body’s enzymatic pathways. phase 1 of the process cytochrome p450. In phase 2 conjugate molecules used by the liver include glutathione and suffer compounds. Reactions cause increased polarity of lipid substances, thereby increasing water solubility and elimination.  
ContentHow  do You Use a Monkey Whizz Belt? The Monkey Whizz belt is a urination device for simulating the action of urinating and filling a specimen cup discreetly. This device includes a belt, a synthetic urine bag, and a tube that you can cut to an appropriate length. You can adjust the belt up to 54 inches to fit your waist. The bag has a temperature strip that indicates the current temperature of the content. To use the Monkey Whizz belt, start by using the heat pad to heat the urine in the bag until it reaches 98 degrees to 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, fasten the belt around your waist, under your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing toward the floor. Wear the kit for one hour before use to ensure that the liquid reaches realistic body temperature. Before you fill the specimen cup, check the strip to ensure that it is between 95 degrees and 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, open the white clips and pour 2-3 ounces of synthetic urine into the specimen cup. 
  • ALL-NATURAL DETOX - A Whole Body Detoxification with Powerful Proprietary Supplement Blend to Remove Toxins Naturally by Promoting Intracellular Response
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • FDA REGISTERED & USA MADE - 25+ Years of Experience in Detox Formulating in our 100% USA Manufactured FDA Registered Facility
  • ALL NATURALLY FOUND INGREDIENTS - Boosting your bodies natural process of toxin removal through increasing key vitamin and amino acids through our proprietary blend containing Taurine, MSM, D-Ribose, Lysine, and Niacin.
  • OPTIMIZING YOUR HEALTH - For best results and performance, follow the instructions exactly for the best detox experience. Your physical and mental health is our top priority and we want you to reach your detox goals.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Sip small amounts and swirl in mouth for AT LEAST ONE MINUTE. Swallow when finished. Repeat until entire bottle is used up. USE FULL STRENGTH. DO NOT brush or drink anything after using.  
Here are some of the main features:
  • 100% adjustable kit – the urine tube can be cut to any desired length and the belt fits up to a 54″waist
  • easy to hide – when worn by female users, the tube is ran down their rear end “butt cheeks” to remain unseen
  • easy to use – ready to be used right out of the box, just follow our
  • highest quality pre-mixed unisex fake urine that is toxin and disease free
  • organic heat pads – while other brands’ kits only include one, this Monkey Whizz Kit includes two self-adhering heat pads, which will activate with just a couple of shakes and will keep the right temperature for up to 8 hours.
  • impossible to detect – the substance contains the same elements as human urine and, when exposed to the air, the Monkey Whizz urine grows bacteria and behaves just like real pee.
 
  • ULTRA CLEAN WON'T CHANGE YOUR HAIR. Looks and acts like a high-end brand shampoo and conditioner.
 
  • GENTLE ON YOUR HAIR. Does not affect perms, hair color or manageability.
 
  • Will gently wash, clean and remove surface impurities from your hair and scalp.
 
  • Removes medications, chemical and drug impurities by purifying each strand.
 
  • Controls tangles, adds sheen and improves manageability.
  Ingredients: Aloe Vera, Carbomer-940, Cetyl Trimethyl Ammonium Bromide, Citric Acid, Cocamide DEA, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Coloring, Coloring Purifier, Comfrey, DMDM Hydantoin, EDTA, Fragrance, Geranium Maculatum, Grapefruit juice, Hydrolized protein, Methylparaben, N-hexadecyl, N-octadecanol, Panthenol, Potassium Sorbate, Propylene glycol, Propylparaben, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium PCA, Sodium Thiosulfate, Tetrasodium, EDTA, Triethanolamine  
What is Synthetic Urine? Synthetic urine is a great alternative when normal human urine can’t be used. It contains no toxins including metabolites that may interfere with the calibration of scientific equipment used for urine testing. This fake urine is also shelf-stable, requiring no refrigeration or special handling. It has a shelf life of 3 years in most cases. In the laboratory, Quick Fix Plus fake pee can be used for scientific projects without risking lab personnel’s safety. Product testing has never been easier. Quick Fix has the same PH and specific gravity as normal human urine. It is perfect for testing the effectiveness of diapers, paper towels, and other products that deal with human body waste. Simply take it out of the box. Heat it for 7 to 10 seconds in a microwave, and you’ll be good to go. We have even included a heating pad to keep Quick Fix warm. Each bottle includes a temperature strip in order to identify that your synthetic urine is between 90-100 degrees.   Why Trust Quick Fix Plus? Quick Fix Urine is the most trusted synthetic urine kit on the market. Our product is the industry standard when it comes to synthetic urine. Spectrum Labs has become the most trusted name in the synthetic urine business. As technology gets better, we make investments to constantly improve our formula. This is why Spectrum Labs has sold more fake urine than any other company in the world.All-in-One U.S.B. is an entirely new and unique detoxification system from the RGD formulators at Purity. Complete ALL-IN-ONE Solution!
  • 100% new and unique formula
  • Lasts up to 12 hours
  • Unique metabolic activators in UB that are not found in other products
  • Up to 8X the potency of other products
  • Does not mask impurities but removes them
  • Works on all toxins
  • Nothing else needed
  • Complete System Detoxification
  • Safe and highly effective
  • Body will be free of toxins 1 hour after consumption and for up to 12 hours
 
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